I hate Orbitz. I saw a new Orbitz commercial the other day that reminded me of how much Orbitz blows. The new commercial features a chorus of blue, zombielike assholes singing along with an announcer who talks about how supposedly low the airfare is on Orbitz. A woman in the commercial considers going to Orlando, and the chorus pipes in DONT THINK TWICE Then, she decisively says Im going to Orlando At one point in the commercial, a character says but who will feed my fish? Suddenly the chorus booms in DONT THINKYeah, thats exactly what we need: more consumers thinking less. Dont think, just spend Tell you what assholes, Ill think all I want. Take your stupid jingle, spontaneous consumerism, and creepy blue zombies and shove it. My beef with Orbitz stems from a $94 dispute I had with them that will become the most expensive $94 Orbitz will ever make.I was booking a ticket a while ago and decided to try Orbitz instead of Travelocity or Expedia for a change. I was connecting in San Francisco for an international flight, and found two tickets that were almost identical, except one cost about $30 less and had a stop in San Jose. I figured that the extra stop wouldnt make a huge difference, so I might as well save some money.

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